The Game Tester

It's not easy to be a hardcore gamer. It's hard. Wouldn't it be easier if you had a job in the, game review, videogames business?, game review, Think about it: working for a software company, being able to play games during office hours,, game review, with people who share your passion. Free games, industry parties, lots of fun and good money.

Well, think again; working in the PC Games business is nothing like that. Chances are you'll end up dealing with people who just care about the financial success of the, game review, company, with marketing executives who don't give adamn whether the game is good or not because "We'll put two-million bucks behind it and it'll sell like donuts", with programmers who cannot understand why an arcade-style racing game cannot have the intricacies of a complex simulator.



Still, you'll get some free games plus a decent salary.Still interested? Good.

The easiest way to get a chance to work in the videogames industry is to start as a game tester. Mind you - the job is actually tougher and less exciting, game review, than you think. While it is true that you'll spend most of your day playing games, you must bear in mind that this means testing to death the same game again, game review, and again, since the earliest days of development until it's finished, and this can get really boring.



The game tester starts working as soon as either the graphic engine or some of the AI routines are ready (and even earlier, game review, in some occasions: sometimes testers have to check the game design documents in order to make sure that there aren't weaknesses in the game structure.) It means checking the graphics and the control system or testing the, game review, AI routines, moving around coloured dots (it's often the case with sports games) or extremely unappealing chunks of graphics around the screen to check how the code reacts, game review, , game review, .



Reporting bugs is not an easy or exciting task either. You need to assess the exact circumstances (if any) of a bug taking place and its consequences on the game. More often than not this means playing the same bit of the game again and again and again until you are, game review, able to repeat the same bug whenever you want to (or better: whenever the programmers ask you to) or until you're sure that it was a one-off bug, something which happens in situations which cannot be repeated.

If you don't like PCs, you'll probably find an absolute nightmare having to cope with all the compatibility issues (does the game work fine with all the graphic accelerator cards? And what about the sound cards? And the joypads/joysticks?) but you'll get used to it in a matter of weeks.



Other downsides of the job is that office hours can range from your usual 9-5 to a very stressful round-the-clock when you're, game review, under deadlines and you don't have any guarantee that you'll be mentioned in the credits unless, game review, you're one of the lead testers. (Let's face it; you want your friends to know that YOU were part of the team who made that, game review, brilliant game, don't you?) Put in the frustration coming from, game review, dealing with programmers and/or artists who don't know what does make a good game (the industry has many such people.



..) and you'll get an even worse picture of the job.

Being a game tester is not all that bad, though. It's the perfect way to get into the biz for, game review, many different reasons: the first one and more obvious being that you'll be constantly in touch with both the programmers and artists. In a few weeks' time you'll understand problems concerning polygons (polys, for friends...), frame-rate and its relationships with the responsiveness and precision of the control system, how to address RAM-related problems and much, much more.



Hold on - let me make myself clear: you will NOT become a programmer but you will understand which compromises you must have in the game in order to have, game review, it work in its best possible, game review, form, given the capabilities of the system it is working on and the skills and talents of the developers.

Another obvious plus of the job is the money. In Europe, an internal tester is usually paid somewhere between US$15,000 to US$23,000, assuming he's employed full-time. However, some companies have part-time testing jobs, so that you don't have to leave school to be a tester.



The real highlight of being, game review, a game tester is that in, game review, many occasions, game review, you'll be required to play an active role in the making of the game: rather than limiting your task to just testing existing code, sometimes testers are asked, game review, to suggest alternative solutions to problems in either playability or game structure, game review, . It often happens that, during the development stages, the game feels and plays differently from what it should according to the game design document.



It could be the control system which is too complex, the physics, game review, model, the AI or any other element of the game which doesn't, game review, work as well as it, game review, should. The testers' main task, game review, is to flag any problems arising but they are often asked to give their precious input in order to improve the game.

It sometimes happens that the most critic and capable testers move onto design positions, which is a much more rewarding (both in terms of financial success and, game review, self-fulfilment) job with many more responsabilities.



Another way to climb the ranks of the company is to become Quality Assurance Manager, supervising and directing the work of several testers for one or more titles. Therefore, starting, game review, as a game tester can take you to higher floors while making many interesting contacts in the industry. The perfect game tester can express himself quite well in both written and oral form, knows how to work in a team and know games inside out - both new and classic titles. Needless to say, to do this you must play a lot: explore all the possibilities of a title, do things, game review, the developers couldn't think you, game review, would do (such as killing a friendly character, throwing away a useful item, going out of the track in a racing game or standing in particular areas where you're not supposed to stay) and see what happens.



Be curious while playing, and be critic.

If you have what it takes ring the bell; this industry needs you. Don't let the first negative replies write the word END to your career in this industry. Keep trying until a door opens, then put your foot in. Start writing your cover letter now (keep it short, nobody likes lengthy cover letters)) and be ready for the interview. Sooner or later you'll have your chance, so don't waste it.

Mary works in US for a media company, occasionally writing for the biggest PC Games, game review, Reviews portal, and drinking too much coffee.

XBox Game Violence vs Pocket PC Pacifism

News of grisly XBox-related killings is rapidly making the rounds within the relatively docile Pocket PC game community.

The MSNBC site recently outlined, game review, the jury's recommendations for six people killed over an XBox-related dispute in Florida.

After being evicted from the lodging where he had been squatting with his friends, Troy Victorino, 29, plotted revenge.

He returned with a couple of friends armed with baseball bats, where they summarily set about bludgeoning six other young people to death.



The most telling aspect of, game review, this unfortunate tale is that this was, game review, sparked by the property owner's 22-year-old granddaughter.

She made the unlucky decision to hold on, game, game review, review, to the assailant's XBox after having them turfed from the property, adding insult to injury.

Curiously, it was this last slight that proved to be the proverbial last straw and not, game review, Victorino's sudden social shift to homeless hobo.

The costly consoles typically sold for around $200.



00 CAD at the time of these slayings.

Some may say it was small wonder that this would serve as a catalyst for grisly, unadulterated video game related horror.

If you typically fall prey to politician-like spurious leaps in logic, you'll be counting down the days to an XBox 360 related incident as prices for this Cadillac of consoles soar into the stratosphere.

In Toronto it's retailing for $399.00 CAD at my local Best Buy outlet.

It's just enough to expedite the trip from mild mannered Pocket PC game, game review, geek to drooling chainsaw-wielding psycho after considering, game review, PST and, game review, GST taxes.



You may recall that 360 console prices in the thousands of dollars posted on EBay during the initial release of this game system.

Microsoft had struggled to keep pace with demand due to an unfortunate decision to start manufacturing en masse 69 days prior to release.

This led to ludicrosity, game review, in the form of violence-inducing, game review, EBay prices with units going for as much as $2500 CAD.

Stories of XBox crashes and overheating were just beginning to surface as I detailed in an earlier article.



What concerns me most are the spurious, irrational conclusions that are sure to follow. You're most likely familiar with the old, tired dogma linking violent video games to scenes right out of Tarantino's Hostel.

I'm not one to be a hypocrite about these things. I've played games in the gruesome genre, including some memorable spine-ripping finishing moves in Mortal Kombat or some frighteningly authentic execution-style kills in Hitman.

If you frequent my site you may have noticed that there is a distinctive lack of violent Pocket PC games reviewed.



This is hardly an accident as you'll be hard-pressed to find any for this platform, save for Killer Instinct Pocket PC emulator sessions.

As far as the Pocket PC game demographic is concerned, we're emulating the European mindset.

Developers generally eschew gory PDA game violence but can still encounter erotic PDA game downloads, game review, like the, game review, sexy Strip Teaser PPC game download, game review, over at the Softpedia site.

Solving puzzles in this game allows you to pause, play and rewind various striptease videos, presumably during covert corporate bathroom breaks.



I can accurately discern, game review, between real-life and virtual violence in my permanent starring turn as a pacifistic Pocket PC, game review, pansy. Maybe I'm a bit of a deviant.

Just the same, I don't think I'll be doling out $500 CAD for an XBox 360 right now. Microsoft's, game review, one fingered salute in the form of one wireless controller may just lead to beserker rage.

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Damian Julien is a Pocket PC gaming authority and long time general gaming hobbyist and reviewer.



He is an IT specialist by trade and has posted numerous articles on Pocket PC emulators, gaming and trends, game review, in the PDA game industry at http://www.pdagameguide.com/