Showing posts with label pocket pc. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pocket pc. Show all posts

2010/03/11

Doom Game Movie Fragged by Critics

The Doom game, game review, franchise has proven its popularity.

A movie titled after its namesake has proven its box office might.

Sarge and his crew have raked in $15.5 million-- not a bad haul.

Yet, noted critic Phil Villarreal said it most succintly in his review of this movie, asking why we don't just simply tape someone's first-person shooter games instead of watching this heaping pile of Doom game franchise filth.

Only a rotten 19% of Doom game movie franchise reviews were favourable on the rottentomatoes.



com site at the, game review, time of this article.

While the non-gamer film critic looks on, game review, with apathy, the gaming community would flock to see the Rock struggle to convey emotion on the big screen while enthusiastically fragging demons.

Gamers are proliferating, and we've seen awkward attempts at game to movie transitions in the past like Mortal Kombat - Annihilation in 1997.

Yet, Doom seems quite pervasive. It's the granddaddy of our contemporary first person shooter genre.

It earned a #1 Game of All Time award from noted PC Gamer.



This is admittedly one of my favourite genres.

Just not on my iPAQ, that's all.

This stretches, game review, to the PDA realm with free releases like the Pocket Doom game beta available for the Cassiopeia E-100 series, posted in 2000.

It required the doddering MS Windows CE 2.11 operating system, initially released in Feb, game review, . 1999, game review, .

Unfortunately,, game review, porting this game to a movie was significantly more successful than Pocket Doom PDA development attempts.

It's a form factor thing, game review,, game review, .



Most PDAs aren't structured, game review, well enough to handle the first person shooter genre, unless you'd like to give, game review, up your keyboard and mouselook for a D-Pad and hardware buttons.

There were quite a few forum posts about the awkward nature of Pocket Doom.

The Pocket PC developers performed their Doom game conversion, but in their eagerness they neglected to think about fragging clumsiness with a D-Pad and hardware buttons.

A select few Pocket, game review, PC games, like the Anthelion PDA space shooter seem to make the first person shooter perspective a decent experience, at least from a space fighter Wing Commander-like cockpit.



If it weren't for the leagues of space separating you from other ships during a dogfight, blasting enemy ships may have proven more difficult.

The complexity lies in restricted D-Pad movement. This is par for the course for PDA-based first person shooters.

I analyzed Pocket Quake benchmarks in an XCPUScalar overclocking article.

Fragging monsters was a blast, but strafing with a D-Pad can prove difficult.

Even without the Pocket Doom game there's plenty of gaming gold, game review, in those PDA hills yet.



Damian Julien is a Pocket PC gaming authority and long time general gaming hobbyist and reviewer.

He is an IT specialist by trade and has posted numerous articles on Pocket PC emulators,, game review, gaming and trends in the industry.

http://www.pdagameguide.com/

2010/01/01

XBox Game Violence vs Pocket PC Pacifism

News of grisly XBox-related killings is rapidly making the rounds within the relatively docile Pocket PC game community.

The MSNBC site recently outlined, game review, the jury's recommendations for six people killed over an XBox-related dispute in Florida.

After being evicted from the lodging where he had been squatting with his friends, Troy Victorino, 29, plotted revenge.

He returned with a couple of friends armed with baseball bats, where they summarily set about bludgeoning six other young people to death.



The most telling aspect of, game review, this unfortunate tale is that this was, game review, sparked by the property owner's 22-year-old granddaughter.

She made the unlucky decision to hold on, game, game review, review, to the assailant's XBox after having them turfed from the property, adding insult to injury.

Curiously, it was this last slight that proved to be the proverbial last straw and not, game review, Victorino's sudden social shift to homeless hobo.

The costly consoles typically sold for around $200.



00 CAD at the time of these slayings.

Some may say it was small wonder that this would serve as a catalyst for grisly, unadulterated video game related horror.

If you typically fall prey to politician-like spurious leaps in logic, you'll be counting down the days to an XBox 360 related incident as prices for this Cadillac of consoles soar into the stratosphere.

In Toronto it's retailing for $399.00 CAD at my local Best Buy outlet.

It's just enough to expedite the trip from mild mannered Pocket PC game, game review, geek to drooling chainsaw-wielding psycho after considering, game review, PST and, game review, GST taxes.



You may recall that 360 console prices in the thousands of dollars posted on EBay during the initial release of this game system.

Microsoft had struggled to keep pace with demand due to an unfortunate decision to start manufacturing en masse 69 days prior to release.

This led to ludicrosity, game review, in the form of violence-inducing, game review, EBay prices with units going for as much as $2500 CAD.

Stories of XBox crashes and overheating were just beginning to surface as I detailed in an earlier article.



What concerns me most are the spurious, irrational conclusions that are sure to follow. You're most likely familiar with the old, tired dogma linking violent video games to scenes right out of Tarantino's Hostel.

I'm not one to be a hypocrite about these things. I've played games in the gruesome genre, including some memorable spine-ripping finishing moves in Mortal Kombat or some frighteningly authentic execution-style kills in Hitman.

If you frequent my site you may have noticed that there is a distinctive lack of violent Pocket PC games reviewed.



This is hardly an accident as you'll be hard-pressed to find any for this platform, save for Killer Instinct Pocket PC emulator sessions.

As far as the Pocket PC game demographic is concerned, we're emulating the European mindset.

Developers generally eschew gory PDA game violence but can still encounter erotic PDA game downloads, game review, like the, game review, sexy Strip Teaser PPC game download, game review, over at the Softpedia site.

Solving puzzles in this game allows you to pause, play and rewind various striptease videos, presumably during covert corporate bathroom breaks.



I can accurately discern, game review, between real-life and virtual violence in my permanent starring turn as a pacifistic Pocket PC, game review, pansy. Maybe I'm a bit of a deviant.

Just the same, I don't think I'll be doling out $500 CAD for an XBox 360 right now. Microsoft's, game review, one fingered salute in the form of one wireless controller may just lead to beserker rage.

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Damian Julien is a Pocket PC gaming authority and long time general gaming hobbyist and reviewer.



He is an IT specialist by trade and has posted numerous articles on Pocket PC emulators, gaming and trends, game review, in the PDA game industry at http://www.pdagameguide.com/

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